Lisa Marie Presley Probably Broke Up With Xenu

Yeah, I don't know if that's a Death Eater of Tommy Girl in costume a mutant thetan to spook that bitch into Scientology. A few months ago, we all channeled Oda Mae Brown and let out a "Molly, you danger girl" at Lisa Marie Presley when a blind item claimed that she was fucking done with Scientology, professionally and personally. Well, the Village Voice is now saying that on Lisa Marie's new album there's a break-up song dedicated to L. Ron Hubbard and Elvis' daughter i...

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