Look Who's Getting Papped!

HELL YES! It's the fucking star of my tween wet dreams: Tom Selleck. Yes, I know, my therapist has already talked to me about that point in my life. Anyway, who cares about that! It's Tom Fucking Selleck! One of the only hot pieces who can make genitals explode with just a twitch of his stache. Yes, I also spoke to my therapist about that issue as well. I got it covered. This is exactly who the paparazzi should be spending their time on! Hopefully, when they were finished with Tom they...

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