Yesterday in Italy, Vadge celebrated her 51st birthday by taking all the mouths she feeds out for a little boat road to a big yacht. Once they got the yacht, Vadge changed into her sexy granny swimsuit and made out with Baby Jesus in front of everyone. When Vadge sucked the life out of Baby Jesus, everyone's stomach shriveled down into a raisin and then fell out of their asses. But hey, it was Vadge's birthday, so she can make people feel vommy if she wants to!
And Vadge's old-tim...
PopSugar — Madonna kicked off her 51st birthday weekend with a show in Krakow, Poland on Friday where she was greeted with a serenade from fans as well as some angry protesters. The... more info
Perez Hilton — Madonna had herself one hell of a 51st birthday!
Madge packed up all her kids and her boytoy Jesus Lutz for a trip to Portofino, Italy, to celebrate.
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