Madonna and Jesus arrived in Spain on Saturday so Madonna could immediately set about draining Jesus of his youthful essence to mix into a face cream to help retain her "glow."
Come on, why else do you think she's harvesting babies from other countries?
Did Madonna buy that shirt for Jesus?
We kid. We kid.
P.S. Celebration this [...]
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Perez Hilton — Madonna and Jesus arrived in Spain on Saturday so Madonna could immediately set about draining Jesus of his youthful essence to mix into a face cream to help retain her "... more info
Star Online, Malaysia — NEW YORK (AP) - Madonna's love letters and erotic answering machine messages to an ex-boyfriend are up for sale in New York City. more info