Madonna And Jesus Want To Have A Baby Together

Even though 51-year-old Vadge has the uterus of a dead zombie, she's reportedly trying to make a baby with her 22-year-old paid piece Jesus. If Vadge is successful, this will be the biggest miracle since the Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus in a petting zoo. This is the immaculate conception on roids. One of Vadge's close friends say that Baby Jesus told her that he's always want to have a child of his very own. You know, so he'll have someone to play trucks with him in the pl...

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