Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back

The goth tequila worm nobody wants to swallow has been calling the original Dita Von Teese on the phone to try and get her baby powder-covered ass on his face again. Marilyn must have gotten tired from trying to clone her a million times, so he just figured he should go back to the first. However, Dita is not interested, because she's too busy putting some frequent-flier miles on her vag. Dita said, "Heâ€™s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, 'I made a big...

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12:33 on March 19 2009

Marilyn Manson - Von Teese Rebuffs Mansons Apologies

ContactMusic — MARILYN MANSON has tried desperately to reconcile his relationship with DITA VON TEESE - but the burlesque dancer refuses to take him back. Manson and Von Teese married .... more info

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15:00 on March 19 2009

Manson Tries to Out-Shock Himself with Kerrang! but Ends Up Looking Even More Pathetic

Buzzgrinder — So Marilyn Manson recently had a nice little sit-down with Kerrang! about... well... about him being a complete doofus. But I think the actual premise revolved around his... more info

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16:27 on March 19 2009