Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed

This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!" Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread..... Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael&#...

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