Michael Lohan Told You This Was Going To Happen

Six seconds after Lindsay Lohan was arrested for being Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, her beloved father and the piece of dried leech shit who played a huge part in turning her into a human tequila worm of delusion, immediately pulled his cell phone out of the totally cool holster strapped to his International Male jeans and called the only people who will take his call: the media. Michael Lohan tells Radar that he's the one who tried to get LiLo into rehab and he told everyone she'd co...

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