Now that Michael Lohan has done everything in his power to make himself look like the biggest goddamn embarrassment in a family of embarrassments, Ol' Mesh Shirt has decided that he'll never make another statement to the press regarding his (messy) daughter
Lindsay Lohan
, ever again. He did so via a statement to the press. I just facepalmed myself so hard I actually gave myself brain damage. How do numbers work again?
In the no-more-statements statement -- Papa Lohan declares, "I want to make...
Pop Bytes — Now that Michael Lohan has done everything in his power to make himself look like the biggest goddamn embarrassment in a family of embarrassments, Ol' Mesh Shirt has deci... more info