Milla Got Married

Milla Jovovich, star of the epic shit show that is Return to the Blue Lagoon, married film director Paul W.S. Anderson (not to be confused with the dude who did Boogie Nights) in Beverly Hills yesterday. The two have been sexing each other up for around 7 years now. They have one 20-month-old daughter they named Ever Gabo, which kinds of sounds like "Forever Gumbo." Gumbo is delicious, so that name works for me. Anyway, this is Milla's third time at the marriage rodeo. People says that Mill...

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