My Eyes Are Up Here

Oh, look.....if you slowly peel your eyeballs off of Christina Hendricks' divine chichis from heaven, you can see that she wears glasses. Yeah, I don't think even her optometrist realizes she wears glasses! You know, every time I see pictures of Christina Hendricks I try not to slobber all over her boobs o' plenty like Tila Tequila at her Twitter log-in page, but I can't help it! The chichis speak to me. They speak to everyone. They will save the world. Even the cuntiest baby...

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