My Nemesis

There's this woman at the gym that I can't stand. She's perfect. She has perfect posture, not an ounce of fat on her, wonderfully toned arms, never sweats--she drives me nuts. Did I mention she's at least ten years younger than I am? And she's there all the time (perhaps that's why she looks so good). Anyway, I have a constant mental competition going with her. If she's on a machine, I check to see what resistance she's at or how fast she's going...

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