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Last week, our website went on a massive bender. It got wasted on Zima and horse tranquilizers, robbed a clown supply store, and then stole a Segway, which it crashed into a towering pile of tin cans. By the time we sprang it from jail and got its stomach pumped, it was Thursday night, and we'd missed almost a week's worth of news. Fortunately, it was back in top form on Friday, ready to tell everybody about the Coachella lineup, Springsteen's Wal-Mart mea culpa, Lil Wayne and Katie Couric, and,...

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