There’s an unverified report that Donald Trump hired Russian hookers to perform a golden shower show for him on the bed that President Obama and Michelle Obama slept on when they visited Moscow. Two things: 1. That would explain why his hair is a perfect shade of “first of the day piss.” And 2. R. Kelly and […]
Dlisted — There’s an unverified report that Donald Trump hired Russian hookers to perform a golden shower show for him on the bed that President Obama and Michelle Obama slept on... more info