No Duh News: Woody Allen Supports Roman Polanski

Woody Allen thinks that we should open the door to Roman Polanski's fancy Swiss chalet/prison and let him roam free, because he has "paid his dues" already. This is too easy. It's like taking ludes from a child rapist. The hos over at The Onion must be writing Woody Allen's words for him. While promoting his movie at Cannes, Woody says that Roman has already been "embarrassed by the whole thing" and "has suffered" enough. Woody went on to say that Roman is "an artist and is a nic...

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