No Party For George

When George Michael was sentenced to 8 weeks in the chokey for driving while stoned, I made a dumb joke about how it's going to be a non-stop party in there. Well, it is a non-stop party at Pentonville, but not for George. The Mirror says that George's fellow inmates have been butchering his songs by singing them out loud from their cells while he softly weeps into his hands. A source says that George was put into a special cell block filled with inmates who get their asses jumped when...

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