No Shade: Madge At Macy's

Madge's newest album bungee jumped down the charts this week, but she still put on her dontgiveafuckface (No, seriously, she went into her face closet and put on the face labeled "Don't Give A Fuck.") to work the carpet at Macy's in NYC. Madge was at Macy's in Herald Square to whore out her fragrance Truth or Dare (smells like a mixture of decaying hydrangeas, Lady CaCa's tuck sweat, the fear of a South American boy toy, Elton John's burnt toupee and seasoned pussy ...

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