Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids

Last a week, a story about prostitot extraordinaire Noah Cyrus designing a line of lingerie for kids started to make the rounds, but it reached a fever pitch today and now it's everywhere. If the subject line "Noah Cyrus' thongs for toddlers" lands in my inbox one more time, Chris Hansen is going to pop into my living room and ask me to have a seat even though I'm sitting. Chris only knows how to start a conversation with "have a seat." Anyway, this is the story that made pedos pe...

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