OMG, they killed Bieber! You bastards!

Bad news, teenage girls/adult women who don't understand how statutory rape works: Justin Bieber was murdered horribly last night ... by Eric Cartman and Cthulhu on an episode of South Park . Okay, so it was actually just a cartoon sequence with no real bearing on real life, but can't we all just imagine a world where Bieber had just stayed up in the middle of Nowhere, Ontario? A guy can dream, can't he? In an turn of events sure to cause heartbreak/celebration across the country, South Park b...

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