Open Post: Hosted By Carrie Underwears' Main Competition

Whoever owns the copyright to Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats" needs to immediately sign that shit over to this dude, because while competing in KCN's Carrie-Oke contest he proved to everyone that he owns this song! The chaffed layers of emotion that he peeled off the lyrics could be used to cover Carrie Underwood when she's crying in her bed over being upstaged. But the most disturbing part is that I'm pretty sure that dude is my dad. And here I was thinking th...

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