Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bellamy's Ingenious Disguise

The new master of disguise, Matt Bellamy, fooled everybody and drew zero attention to himself this morning after he plastic bagged it to take a stroll with Kate Hudson. Bitch looks like a low-budget Jason Voorhees. When you try to buy a sex mask with food stamps, this is what the sex store clerk hands you. Some might not agree with me, but Matt's not the one who should have a plastic bag over his head. Almost every movie Kate Hudson has made should be plastic bagged. But seriously, at first...

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