Open Post: Hosted By The Always Demure Angelyne

If you've ever wanted to experience the sensation of a candy raver unicorn's cotton candy pubes brushing up against your eyeballs as the strawberry-scented fart of a Strawberry Shortcake doll trickles up your nostrils, then stare deep into Angelyne's crotch. If I was Willy Wonka, this is the part in the tour where I'd point at Angelyne's down low goodness and tell you that's where the gummy cream in a Spolshberry comes from. When I was eyeball deep in tourists at th...

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