Pass notes, No 2,876: Michael

Breaking news! Michael Jackson has got a new album coming out! Who cares if he's dead – read on!Age: Uncertain.Appearance: Silver and circular. Or invisible, if you buy it as MP3s.You appear to be describing an album. That appears to be a picture of Michael Jackson. Is this some cash-in collection of greatest hits? Much bigger news! It's a new album from the King of Pop! It could be a second Thriller!!! I think there's something wrong with my keyboard! Every time I hit the full stop it types ...

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