Pass notes No 2,964: Morrissey

The dour man of rock has now written his autobiography, but worries that it is too longAge: 51.Appearance: A crumpled Morrissey.Is it Morrissey? Yep.What's he done now? He's moved into a new house and he is having trouble sleeping.Why? Apparently there's a light that never goes out.Very funny. What's he really done? Got into a bit of a tiff with the prime minister. After Johnny Marr tweeted: "David Cameron, stop saying that you like the Smiths, no you don't. I forbid you to like it," Morrissey...

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