People Actually Paid To See New In Town?!

My shit was sooooo close to seeing that epic shit show New in Town. I figured instead of having a Super Bowl day, I'd have a super suck day by watching that mess. I guessed the theater would be empty as shit. Not even the movie theater mice (they exist in NYC) would stick around to view a crap fiesta that looks like it was made ten years ago and kept on the shelf. The poster even smells like moth balls. Anyway, I love an empty theater, because it's like sitting in your living room. You...

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