Other companies better take note and get Derek J on the line immediately, because this is how you push a product off the shelves. You don't do it by plastering billboards all over the place. You do it by plastering your logo all over the head of a bodacious beauty using a bottle of aerosol shellac, a Bedazzler gun, a jar full of Beyonce's lacefront sweat and a handful of Smurf pubes.
I guarantee you Nabisco's stocks will rise just like my soul is while staring at this mess. The fa...
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