Russell Brand Isn't Getting Any Tonight

For those of you who ever wondered why it is that Katy Perry can't seem to leave the house without turning her Homer Simpson Makeup Gun up to "whore", BEHOLD. This is what Katy Perry looks like without makeup. You can all thank Russell Brand for posting this on Twitter, which means that he just lost pretty much all titty-privileges for, like, ever. Seriously, how Russell Brand hasn't "accidentally" tripped and fallen out of a 40-story window is in and of itself a miracle here.

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