One sad thing about today’s bands is their failure to decorate albums with sexy pics of writhing sluts. Now sure, no longer is heavy metal cover art the principal conveyance for boob shots to young dudes, cuz hey porn is everywhere. I mean, my computer auto-played clips of two zebras face-banging a grandma while I [...]
Metalsucks — One sad thing about today’s bands is their failure to decorate albums with sexy pics of writhing sluts. Now sure, no longer is heavy metal cover art the principal conve... more info