Snooki Has Written The Great American Novel

Plucked fresh from the virgin mind of our golden lady, doth comes this most rapturous of reads: A Shore Thing , from the loquacious plume of Snooki. Yea, from yonder tangelo plum fairy did issue a most wonderous and whimsical tome, one our children's children shall cherish for seasons to come! And now, a reading... He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face....

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