Taylor Swift Has Made Out With A Snail Before

Radar said a couple of weeks ago that Harry Styles booked Taylor Swift a seat on the S.S. Bye Bitch, because he's full of 18-year-old hormones and can't stop humping stuff (Note: Yeah, that fluffy thing that ran by and humped your leg for five seconds. That was Harry Styles) and she's a prude who wouldn't give up the panty as much as he wanted. But maybe Taylor Swift hardly ever slid naked onto home plate with Harry Styles, because his first base skills made her spit up snail...

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02:00 on January 22 2013

Taylor Swift plans to stay single

ContactMusic — Taylor Swift wants some time alone following her split from Harry Styles.The 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' singer recently called time on... more info

Taylor Swift

09:06 on January 23 2013

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles getting back together

ContactMusic — Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are getting back together. The former couple - who split earlier this month following an argument during their new year... more info

Taylor Swift

17:57 on January 24 2013