Taylor Swift Should Just Let That Shit Go To Voicemail

Joe Jonas couldn't deal with seeing Taylor Swift's heart-shaped irises break into four pieces from getting dumped, so he did the quitting via a phone call. Jakey Gyllenhaal took a page out of Joe's "How To Quit The Squint" playbook and also called up Taylor to tell her that he could no longer come over to her house to braid her hair and let her paint pony paw prints on his toe nails. Oh, and Jakey also told Taylor to stick his uni-corn holders in the mail, because he wants that sh...

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