The Douchebag Doesn't Fall Far From The Douche Tree

You know how sometimes a kid will grow up to be the opposite of their parent or parents? Like if a girl's mom is a deranged, crack-brained mess of stained antique lace and delusions, she'll decide that she wants to be nothing like that and will grow up to be a sane and reasonable human being whose brain isn't powered by Adderall powder (shout out to Courtney Love and FB!). Or if a dude's mom is a healthy, smart and responsible individual, he'll go the opposite way and gr...

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