The Madge Does Not Wait!

Over the weekend, England was filled with more white powder than the inside of Paris Hilton's vagina and so the airport situation was like John Travolta's b-hole after a "pass around patty" sauna orgy: messy and congested. Planes were forced to wait for centuries on the tarmac and some were diverted to Egypt, or some shit. And on one of those planes was the royal one herself MADGE! The Daily Mail says that Madge's Virgin flight from New York was diverted to London's Stansted ...

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