The Oscar Nominations = BOOOOORING

Mo'Nique and her luscious furry stem legs announced the Oscar nominations this morning and even Sylvia Browne's bangs could've predicted this shit. Right after the nominations, everybody started farting about all the snubs. No Christopher Nolan. No Ryan Gosling. No Andrew Garfield. No Julianne Moore. No Justin Timberlake (FYI: Justin Timberlake is the only one punching the air about the Justin Timberlake snub). No Lea Michele (see Justin Timberlake). Blah blah blah. But who cares ...

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