The Police + Kanye West + Scott Melker

OK so all of my friends are all, "OMG Greg, you have the easiest job ever! You don't do anything!" And I'm like, "Chill. I do something. People aren't paying me to just hang out or whatever. Like. I'm not handsome or likable enough for people to pay me to just exist somewhere." So they're all, "LOL, what do you do?!" And then I explain to them that DJing is like a skill set or something or whatever and blah, blah, blah and I try to explain that I'm not a joke of a human even though I am a total ...

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