These Two Will Be In A Movie Together

Variety reports that stoner goddess Charlize Theron has dropped out of yet another project (expect baby friend rumors in 3...2..). Charlize was supposed to rub her labia all over Nicole Kidman's forehead of steel in The Danish Girl, but Fishsticks Paltrow will get that privilege instead. Yes, The Botox Queen and the POOPmeister together on screen. Laxative stocks will drop! In the movie, Nicky will don a dick to play Danish dude artiste Einar Wagner who made the entire world clutch their pe...

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