This Is A Post About Constantine Maroulis Getting His Ass Beat

Look at that precious mound of melted down ass dildos called a face. Don't you just want to make a fist, kiss it for luck and then punch it? Well, some lucky asshole beat you to it! Okay, I shouldn't be so hard on Constantine Mouralis, because he got his ass beat while defending the honor of our Vicodin Queen: Paula Abdul. But let's laugh anyway, because that's what Paula would do too (after a shot of lude paste and DayQuil). Gatecrasher says that at Casio's G-Shock part...

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