Tommy Is Subtle

Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery. On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll gradu...

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