Troy Polamalu's Precious Locks Insured For $1 Million
Troy Polamalu's hair is a fantastical follicle wonderland where the souls of dead weaves go to bathe in bliss for the rest of their days, so it's no surprise that the shampoo company he's the spokesperson for would take out a $1 million insurance police to ensure that nothings happens to it. Troy's lion mane in all its glory makes Diana Ross look like a candidate for Rogaine, so his shit is priceless if you ask me. And he looks like a damn shiny happy hair flower who sprouted...
Dlisted — Troy Polamalu's hair is a fantastical follicle wonderland where the souls of dead weaves go to bathe in bliss for the rest of their days, so it's no surprise th... more info