Vanilla Ice Did It Better

Looking like the last place winner of a kindergarten Vanilla Ice look-alike contest, the tampon string hanging out of Canada's cooch, Justin Bieber, went back to his hotel in London last night with his ass and nipples hanging out. There are so many things wrong with this. Not only should those periwinkle-ass Thriller pants have never been born, but the Biebs needs to pull them up, because he's a big kid now! Mommy wow! Nobody wants to see his toddler ass hanging out ("Type for yourself...

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