When The Mayor Of New York Met The Morons Of New Jersey

We all need to start stocking our Rapture Bunkers with the necessities (i.e. Slim Jims, Everclear, Zingers, an autographed picture of Joan Collins, everything in Lindsay Lohan's medicine cabinet..etc...), because it's only a matter of time before Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation find themselves shaking hands with the Pope in his private chambers at the Vatican. They are everywhere! Like roaches with ambition! Although, that's not saying much, because anybody in an alta...

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