Where The Hell Is Vanity Smurf?!

I can look past Smurfette looking like Snooki after accidentally covering her body with liquid Ty-D-Bol instead of blended orangutans like usual, but I can NOT look past the fact that they completely left Vanity Smurf out of this new picture from The Smurfs movie! That bitch should be front and center, instead he's completely MIA! Don't they know that Vanity is the glittery glue that holds The Smurfs together? Who do you think held the garden hose for Smurfette as she rinsed out the b...

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