Why?

People don't invite me to see performance art anymore, because I embarrass them by either laughing until my palm is full of saliva, or crying until my palm is full of saliva. Basically, I end up with a palm full of saliva in a room filled with clothed people who are trying to have a serious moment. That's not a good combination. You can guess what emotion I went through while watching the video above. I'll let these key words serve as a hint: Hannah Montana towel, ginger, dood...

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