Why Are We So Mean To Fishsticks?!

Believe it or not, Lady Gwyneth Paltrow really does hear the BITCH BOOOOOS coming from the other side of her castle wall while she gracefully strolls through the gardens and picks organic cabbage roses to make scented water for her downstairs guest powder room because that's the sort of thing all working mothers do. Fishsticks knows that bitches try to throw shade on the sunshine and enlightenment she's spreading across the world through GOOP. All the cuntified hate almost drowned GOOP...

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