Wino Didn't Show Up To Her Own Birthday Party

The Crackie of Camden was at home, getting ready for her birfday party, when she wiped the crack dust away from her mirror, took a good look at herself and realized she was too fugly to leave the house. That's what The Sun claims anyway. Wino's friends and family, including Mark Ronson, Adele and her mommy, gathered at London’s Jazz After Dark club on Saturday night for her party, but she never showed. Three cabs were called to take Wino to her party, but they were all sent away...

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