Work Out With Madge (Sort Of)

Do you wish you had arms like the Kraken's throbbing hard dick and ripped thighs that could pull even the stubbornest nutsack out by the root? Stop your dreaming and get to Mexico City, because the Hans & Franz of memawmaws is opening up her own gym and naming it Hard Candy Fitness. Bitch is going to PUMP U UP while pumping more money into her checking account. Here's a piece of the press release: Madonna in partnership with her manager Guy Oseary and New Evolution Ventures (NEV) anno...

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