Would You Hit It?

Detective La Toya is letting out a strong soprano howl of vindication over Dr. Con getting the maximum prison sentence, but there's more important shit to discuss like whether or not you'd let Donny Deutsch stick his slimy tongue in you. Every time Donny comes on Today in the morning, the voices in my head oil wrestle with each other over whether or not my fuck parts should start puckering or run up into my body like they just read the words: "Ke$ha nudes." On one hand (aka my non-fapp...

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