Would You Hit It?

On Today this morning, Matt Lauer dressed up as a former gay twink power bottom porn star who now works as a third-tier Luke Skywalker impersonator at children's birthday parties (aka Bruno). Oh, and to answer my question, DUH! But I'd just let him slap one of the cheeks with his light saber. That's it. As you can tell, all of the hos on the Today show dressed up as Star Wars characters for Halloween. Meredith Vieira was Princess Leia, Hoda was Yoda, Al Roker was Hans Solo, Kathie...

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