Yeah, It's Bullet Proof

Now that MiserAlba is a mom, did you see what her 98 pound ass bought? A 4 ton battle tank to tote her miserable culo and Baby Honor around. Oh don't you worry tree hugging hippies, it's a hybrid! Instead of 23 miles to the gallon, it gets a whopping 25.2! I don't know why she didn't buy a Smart Car to begin with. There's plenty of room in that shoe box for her skinny ass and a jump seat for her spawn. Not like she needs the Griswold family truckster to be hauling her en...

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