You Can't Replace The Great Billy Mays!

Who else can sell you a useless piece of shit you don't need (but you really do need it) while making your ears slowly curl into your head? There is only one master of the SHOUT and that is the late and great Billy Mays! He cannot be replaced..... But apparently, the dumb whores at Media Enterprises think Billy can. Stick a piece of Mighty Tape on my b-hole and pull it hard, because this is not right. TMZ says that a nationwide search for "the next Billy Mays" will start August 19th in Tamp...

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